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PostSubject: Joke time..   Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:23 pm

Post your jokes here para naman di boring yung iba hahaha.. ako na mag sisimula..


"to wait" - iyan ang huni ng ibon.
"to wait.. to wait... to wait" imported yung ibon kaya slang.


"the egg" - ito ang mga bagay na mas nakakalamang ka sa kanila kaya the egg mo sila.


"loving a name" - yan naman yung kasunod ng labinglima.


"she feel you" - yan yung nilalagyan ng toothpaste.


"the rich zoo" -eto yung daan na hinde liko ng liko, the rich zoo lang..
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PostSubject: Re: Joke time..   Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:26 pm

para ma-iba, medical suspense drama naman ang tema:
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isang umuulan na araw. may babaeng may kargang baby ang nagmamadaling sumugod sa clinic ni dok...

BABAE: (humihingal) ddok.. ang taas po ng lagnat niya... huhuhu

DOKTOR: calm down... when did this start?

BABAE: last night po dok

DOKTOR: ok. is he bottlefed or breastfed?

BABAE: breastfed

DOKTOR: i see. let me just squeeze your breast and check

(paulit-ulit itong ginawa ni dok. nagtataka na ang mukha ng babae)

DOKTOR: lady, i think the main problem is you don't produce milk

BABAE: tangina naman dok... yaya ako... yaya. pisil ka nang pisil dyan. sana nagtanong ka muna diba. pa-inggles inggles ka pa. pakshet
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PostSubject: para paraan lang yan...   Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:30 pm

-Juan: ate, peram ngang kaldero.

-Ale: sige, kunin mo dun sa anak ko.

(juan lumapit kay nene)

-Juan: Ne, pakiss daw sabi ng mama mo.

-Nene: (SUMIGAW) Mama oh! si juan!

-Ale: ibigay mo na! nagpaalan na saken yan.


-hehehe ayos ba?
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PostSubject: Re: Joke time..   Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:44 pm

MAG SYOTA NAG-UUSAP SA TABI NG DAGAT


BOy: Babes ano zodiac sign mo?

Girl: (nagiisip kasi bobo)

(After 2mins)

Girl: ikaw muna Smile)

Boy: Zodiac sign ko Cancer Smile

Girl: ako? Goiter Wink

Boy: HA? wala namang zodiac sign na goiter e!

Girl: hehehe JOKE LANG! Ulcer talaga zodiac sign ko..


GM ThugZ: Ako Almuranas Very Happy
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PostSubject: ENGLISH... its not that easy..   Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:51 pm

-Do you speak english?

-Yes!

-What's your name?

-Abdul al-Rhasin salsalani.

-Sex?

-Three to five times a week.

-No, no... I mean male or female?

-Yes,male,female sometimes camel.

-HOLY COW!

-Yes,cow,sheep,animals in general.

-But isn't it hostile?

-Horse style , doggy style , any style!

-Oh dear!

-No, no! Deer runs too fast..
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PostSubject: Re: Joke time..   Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:52 pm

"Contest ng bobo"...

Juan: Pedro alam ko bobo ka!

Pedro: Tignan natin kung cnung bobo! Cge tanungin mo ko!

Juan: O sige nga? 6+5?

Pedro: Bobo ka pala e! Edi 10!

*Natawa si Juan*

Pedro: O bat ka natatawa?

Juan: Kala ko kasi di mo alam e..
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PostSubject: HAHAHAAHA PANALO!   Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:54 pm

1st day of school

Teacher:Ok class I am your adviser my name is Misis Pruke don't forget the letter "R" ha Pruke...
Students: Ok misis PRUKE

the next day:

Pruke:good morning class! Ok let's see if you still know me....Juan what's my name?

Juan: your name is....uhm...

Kaklase ni Juan:Juan don't forget the "R" ha the "R"

Juan:uhm ma'am your name is misis Prek Prek
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PostSubject: Re: Joke time..   Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:34 am

hahahahah lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Joke time..   Thu Aug 30, 2012 4:09 am

Mag syota sa bay walk pinapanood ang sunset

GF: Babe anung Zodiac sign mo ?

BF: Ikaw muna babe Smile)

GF: Sige Zodiac sign ko Cancer, ikaw babe ?

BF: Ahh sakin babe ulcer Smile

GF: Huh wala namang ganun babe ahh

BF: Ay syempre joke lang ung babe goiter talaga goiter
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PostSubject: Re: Joke time..   Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:05 am

lol mo momoy! hahah na joke ko na yan mag basa ka kasi hahahha.. mas mgnda version ko..
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PostSubject: Re: Joke time..   Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:50 am

Haha di ko nabasa sarey Very Happy
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