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GM ThugZ Police
Posts : 89 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2012-08-15 Age : 34 Location : Prontera Capital Region
| Subject: Joke time.. Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:23 pm | |
| Post your jokes here para naman di boring yung iba hahaha.. ako na mag sisimula..
"to wait" - iyan ang huni ng ibon. "to wait.. to wait... to wait" imported yung ibon kaya slang.
"the egg" - ito ang mga bagay na mas nakakalamang ka sa kanila kaya the egg mo sila.
"loving a name" - yan naman yung kasunod ng labinglima.
"she feel you" - yan yung nilalagyan ng toothpaste.
"the rich zoo" -eto yung daan na hinde liko ng liko, the rich zoo lang.. | |
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GM ThugZ Police
Posts : 89 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2012-08-15 Age : 34 Location : Prontera Capital Region
| Subject: Re: Joke time.. Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:26 pm | |
| para ma-iba, medical suspense drama naman ang tema: . . . . isang umuulan na araw. may babaeng may kargang baby ang nagmamadaling sumugod sa clinic ni dok...
BABAE: (humihingal) ddok.. ang taas po ng lagnat niya... huhuhu
DOKTOR: calm down... when did this start?
BABAE: last night po dok
DOKTOR: ok. is he bottlefed or breastfed?
BABAE: breastfed
DOKTOR: i see. let me just squeeze your breast and check
(paulit-ulit itong ginawa ni dok. nagtataka na ang mukha ng babae)
DOKTOR: lady, i think the main problem is you don't produce milk
BABAE: tangina naman dok... yaya ako... yaya. pisil ka nang pisil dyan. sana nagtanong ka muna diba. pa-inggles inggles ka pa. pakshet | |
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GM ThugZ Police
Posts : 89 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2012-08-15 Age : 34 Location : Prontera Capital Region
| Subject: para paraan lang yan... Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:30 pm | |
| -Juan: ate, peram ngang kaldero.
-Ale: sige, kunin mo dun sa anak ko.
(juan lumapit kay nene)
-Juan: Ne, pakiss daw sabi ng mama mo.
-Nene: (SUMIGAW) Mama oh! si juan!
-Ale: ibigay mo na! nagpaalan na saken yan.
-hehehe ayos ba? | |
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GM ThugZ Police
Posts : 89 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2012-08-15 Age : 34 Location : Prontera Capital Region
| Subject: Re: Joke time.. Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:44 pm | |
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GM ThugZ Police
Posts : 89 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2012-08-15 Age : 34 Location : Prontera Capital Region
| Subject: ENGLISH... its not that easy.. Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:51 pm | |
| -Do you speak english?
-Yes!
-What's your name?
-Abdul al-Rhasin salsalani.
-Sex?
-Three to five times a week.
-No, no... I mean male or female?
-Yes,male,female sometimes camel.
-HOLY COW!
-Yes,cow,sheep,animals in general.
-But isn't it hostile?
-Horse style , doggy style , any style!
-Oh dear!
-No, no! Deer runs too fast.. | |
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GM ThugZ Police
Posts : 89 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2012-08-15 Age : 34 Location : Prontera Capital Region
| Subject: Re: Joke time.. Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:52 pm | |
| "Contest ng bobo"...
Juan: Pedro alam ko bobo ka!
Pedro: Tignan natin kung cnung bobo! Cge tanungin mo ko!
Juan: O sige nga? 6+5?
Pedro: Bobo ka pala e! Edi 10!
*Natawa si Juan*
Pedro: O bat ka natatawa?
Juan: Kala ko kasi di mo alam e.. | |
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GM ThugZ Police
Posts : 89 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2012-08-15 Age : 34 Location : Prontera Capital Region
| Subject: HAHAHAAHA PANALO! Wed Aug 29, 2012 9:54 pm | |
| 1st day of school
Teacher:Ok class I am your adviser my name is Misis Pruke don't forget the letter "R" ha Pruke... Students: Ok misis PRUKE
the next day:
Pruke:good morning class! Ok let's see if you still know me....Juan what's my name?
Juan: your name is....uhm...
Kaklase ni Juan:Juan don't forget the "R" ha the "R"
Juan:uhm ma'am your name is misis Prek Prek | |
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GM A s tr a l™ Helper
Posts : 180 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2012-08-01 Age : 31 Location : San Pablo Laguna
| Subject: Re: Joke time.. Thu Aug 30, 2012 12:34 am | |
| hahahahah | |
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Momoy Mastering
Posts : 64 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2012-08-27 Age : 33 Location : Metro Manila
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GM ThugZ Police
Posts : 89 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2012-08-15 Age : 34 Location : Prontera Capital Region
| Subject: Re: Joke time.. Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:05 am | |
| lol mo momoy! hahah na joke ko na yan mag basa ka kasi hahahha.. mas mgnda version ko.. | |
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Momoy Mastering
Posts : 64 Reputation : 0 Join date : 2012-08-27 Age : 33 Location : Metro Manila
| Subject: Re: Joke time.. Thu Aug 30, 2012 5:50 am | |
| Haha di ko nabasa sarey | |
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